I Excel At Looking Busy Hoodie

It's not something you wanna put on your resume, and you shouldn't bring it up during an interview, but it's definitely a highly sought-after skill in the workplace. Looking busy. Watching videos or surfing the web is too obvious. You want something that looks like work, passes the time, but really isn't work at all. Say hello to spreadsheets! You can plug in words and numbers and make the blocks all different colors and anyone further than a foot away has no idea. You're typing and clicking away, you must really have your nose to the grindstone. Aaaaand look at that it's already lunch time! Show off your work ethic with this hoodie (just don't wear it on Casual Friday).